Day 2 Behind Enemy Lines

I must be losing it because the once clearly distinguishable lines are fading fast. It's almost as if I'm meeting nice people on the Leafs board, maybe they're just screwing with me before running my ass off of the HF Leafs board faster than the running of the Bulls in Spain?

Rob Schremp is a topic on the board, a fear of another team cashing in on a possible lottery pick if things go wrong, a lot of solid defensemen but no clear superstar forward. Vets possibly getting displaced by cheaper rookies and young players, it's deja vu all over again.

Some fans want to be rid of me, yet others seem to enjoy my jokes much like HF Oil used to before I used the same ones over and over a thousand times. Hell I even gave relationship advice and actually CARED about a Leafs fans feelings. Shoot me now, it wasn't supposed to be like this, the Toronto Maple Leafs are the evil empire, no, no they're not!

The sickest thing about it all, is that some of the fans remind me of Oilers fans, except they don't mis-spell their words like THE VAGABOND, they don't ride bicycles like Replacement, and they don't scream like little girls when confronted with a picture of a spider like Cloned does.

Somebody please, please help me, why have you forsaken me Robbie Schremp and HF Oil?

GO LEAFS GO!

Brian Burke Looking To Make 1967 Only Memorable For The Chaos Caused By Filthy Hippies

If Brian Burke has his way (and he always does BTW) the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the cup soon and 1967 will only be remembered because of an over abundance of filthy, stinky, drug using hippies that now live off of the governments tit while they recall LSD flashbacks and piss all over themselves and their caregivers while talking about how they dry humped a rainbow once.

A top notched defense, a promising new goaltender, a coach that pwns the Toronto media, and some incredible skill up front in Kessel, Grabovski, Tlusty, and soon to be Kadri, you know, Nazim Kadri a guy that played for the London Knights that actually has a pair of balls and can translate his game into preseason success unlike some other former Knights that blow goats in the NHL preseason and ends up having their #1 fan banished to the fucking Leafs board for 15 damn days. Anyhow, back to my favorite topic in life, Toronto Maple Leaf hockey! GO LEAFS GO!

Burke, Wilson, the millions (and millions of TML fans), the Canadian media, making an ass of fools like Kevin Lowe and Craig MacTavish (listening to Burke is like drinking from a fire hose Craig? Well guess what? Burke is a GM and you're a freaking TSN analyst paid to kiss Burke's ass or face his fury!

All is good in the world of the Toronto Maple Leafs. There are 2 kinds of hockey players in the NHL, those that ARE Toronto Maple Leafs and those that WANT to be Toronto Maple Leafs.

GO LEAFS GO!

BTW-The Leafs have some kick ass chicks too! I should know, I married one! Check out the obviously huge Leafs lover lower down on the page, you don't see female Oilers fans doing stuff like that unless they're in the playoffs, playoffs smayoffs, that TML chick loves the team sooooo much she does that for the regular season. No wonder everyone wants to play in Toronto!

GO LEAFS GO!