Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Rob Fuckin' Schremp Hockey


He had better play it to a "T" if he wants to make the club, because he needs to carry his line tomorrow and then some if he expects to have a shot with the Oil for game #8 of the preseason and possibly beyond.

Flair, flash, execution, and offensive production. That is what the kid needs to bring, he needs to run the teams PP like nobodies business and show some offense 5 on 5. If his first 2 games have been Rob Fuckin' Schremp hockey, then he needs to take that and toss it in the crapper because he's not carrying the puck with confidence and he sure as hell hasn't shot the puck like he should.

The irony in all of this is that what could be his last game with an oil drop on his chest maybe missed by his biggest fan due to prior obligations. I hope to come home late tomorrow night to read that the kid finally got his shit together and tore it up. However as many times as he's let me down the last year or so, I sure as hell wouldn't put my money on it.

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Go get 'em kid!

EDIT-Suddenly Rob finds himself centering Penner and Eberle, 2 of the Oilers best forwards this preseason. This is surely the opportunity that I have been pleading for, now it's time to see once and for all if Rob Schremp can handle the pressure of a 1 game winner take all situation, do it while playing his natural position, and grab a roster spot by the balls. I won't even get to watch the frickin game tonight, but hopefully when I come home later on tonight I'll see Rob's name on the scoresheet in a big way.

1 comment:

RaoulDuke said...

He just needs to knock someone's fucking eye out in an outdoor shootout at Mayfield Toyota to get his game back.